ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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