The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He better not be in your backpack
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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