i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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