i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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