i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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