I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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