is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Shame is for Republicans.
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