Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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