Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize