sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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