Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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