I'm gonna have a badass scar
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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