3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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