At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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