If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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