is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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