Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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