Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
