I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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