he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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