The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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