I must be too annoying 4 u.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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