I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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