We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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