worst night to have a conscience
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Actions speak louder than pants.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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