she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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