I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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