Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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