Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My vagina just recognized that song.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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