that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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