I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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