dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am available for nakedness
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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