I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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