Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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