Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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