You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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