I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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