let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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