"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
false alarm, still single
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