he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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