How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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