Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
50% drunk capacity currently
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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