Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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