Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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