But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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