I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I enjoy the company of your penis
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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