Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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