who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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