I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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