You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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