Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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