Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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