We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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