I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.